My Great grandmother was a hypochondriac, so was my grandma. Luckily (or not) it skipped my mother, but I think I've got it too. Today I want to share with you my latest self diagnosis... Voluntary Amnesia.
A year and a half ago, I made the decision to end a long distance affair by making it local. All it took was the word Yes. And with that yes came a move. I left home happily and ready for a change and I knew I was getting into something different, different language, food, culture. Little did I know that I was going to cross the migration desk and wake up the next day like I had been on a multiple year comma with full on amnsesia.
It's strange this voluntary amnesia, you walk around in a sea of strangers, recognizing no faces (not even the celebrities), and you seem to know things like a tree is a tree but appart from that, everything else is just "foreign". So you have start from scratch because while on this sleep, the world has forgotten you as well and all you've done in your previous years of consiousness no longer applies or seems relevant or shows up on computers (it reminds me of the Vogons in The Hitchhickers Guide to the Galaxy).
So you try to start over, and find a spot to ground yourself and start slowly trying to bloom out of insignificance, try to reach out to make strange faces familiar but it's a big waste of time because those faces have plenty of familiarity in their own lives, and as much as you try to share your wonderful experience in the world of sleep, no one has really been there before, so it doesn't really matter. Plus this sleep has affected your speech and you're constantly sounding silly and can't even be funny anymore.
Anyway, I guess now a days Voluntary Amnesia is as common and global as the smell of greasy chips at the local McDonalds. I am hoping after a bit more time, I will start remembering and maybe even be funny again. Until now, better start reading up on my celebrities!
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dooby dooby do
wa wa wawa
starting over totally
bla bla blabla
ooee ooee ooo
bip bip bip bip
living like a looney toon
flip flip flip flip
Oh Oh I'm an alien
I'm a legal alien
I'm a Tropical in the Cold.